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Saturday January 2, 2010 in |

Over the years some of the most memorable moments on television have involved the various regenerations in Doctor Who. My earliest experience of this phenomenon was when Jon Pertwee changed into Tom Baker, and I can remember feeling an immense void open up when I realised I would have to wait many months until the next series; only then could I find out what the new actor’s take on things was like. This feeling of momentous excitement never really went away, despite having to wait seven years before it happened again. And nobody can really argue that subsequent Doctors were particularly satisfying. But since 2005 viewers have been spoilt with top quality actors and nothing less than a regeneration-fest; Christopher Ecclestone being reborn as David Tennant, Tennant’s Doctor involved in a complex regeneration scene where he returned as himself, and now the lengthy business of introducing Matt Smith into the role.

The Christmas two parter The End of the Time marked the departure of both David Tennant and Russell T. Davies. Cynics may say that the BBC overhyped the event, and even hardened Who fans might be forced to admit that they are absolutely sick of the sight of the ubiquitous Tennant. What worried me more was that Davies might sail dangerously close to the wind with this one, pulling out every available stop on his way out of the door. The opening of the first part didn’t bode well with the return of John Simm as The Master, and the resurrection scenes appeared muddled and involved the clumsy use of flashback and voiceover to explain what was happening. Simm is a good actor, but there’s something deep within me that isn’t convinced by his performance in Doctor Who. Hooded, madder and morphing into the occasional skeletal face, there was also a lost opportunity to explore the dying Master theme, something so memorable all of those years ago in The Deadly Assassin. But I shouldn’t really knock Simm. As I only have hazy memories of Roger Delgado in the role, for most of my formative years the part was played by the ridiculous Anthony Ainley, an actor only really suited to bad pantomime. So John Simm is likely to emerge as the definitive Master. I only wish that Davies had made more of him.

The Master aside, Davies had more success in exploring some of his other characters from Tennant’s tenure. Whilst Catherine Tate as Donna only made a few fleeting appearances, it was Bernard Cribbins as her grandfather Wilf who really stood out. The Doctor was allowed some quality time with Wilf, and the moment where two old men sat on an empty spaceship and looked out at the Earth in contemplation was sublime. With the luxury of an hour and a quarter running time for the second part, Davies allowed several such quiet moments. Sadly though, the outgoing writer didn’t have too much time for any new characters. Timothy Dalton showed up as kind of chief Time Lord, ultimately as equally batty as The Master but not a particularly memorable villain, and there was another missed opportunity in not attempting to flesh out any of the returning Time Lords (who included a mysterious woman played by Claire Bloom. Was this the Doctor’s mother? Fans will discuss this one until the end of time).

This being the Christmas story, there was a generous share of bombastic moments. The entire population of the human race turning into The Master. The Doctor jumping out of a speeding spececraft and hurtling through a glass roof. The sight of Gallifrey approaching the Earth like an oversized snooker ball. And of course the regeneration itself, so heated as to set the Tardis console room ablaze. Unlike the previous regenerations mentioned above, The End of Time took its time to make the switch from actor to actor. This may be Davies’ attempt to squeeze every last drop of acting brilliance out of Tennant and I’ll forgive him for this – he is certainly proved himself to be the best ever actor to play The Doctor. It was also a chance to explore what exactly regeneration means to a “dying” Doctor, and this is certainly something that hasn’t been explored before. One of the notable aspects of the 10th regeneration was that the Doctor – normally accompanied at these times by a companion – was alone. Instead we see him visiting all those dear to him, but always keeping a safe distance. The lonely Doctor, forever unreachable, mysterious and enigmatic…

The 10th Doctor’s final moments were inevitably self indulgent for Davies, but would nevertheless appeal to fans and didn’t slide too much into sentimentality. He visits Donna’s wedding to say goodbye to Wilf, eerily parking the Tardis just beyond the church graveyard. He saves both Sarah Jane’s son from a nasty accident and Martha Jones and Mickey from a Sontaran sniper (where they are and why they are together we will probably never know). The Doctor also visits a descendant from the woman who loved him in Human Nature and Captain Jack in a bizarre drinking den reminiscent of one of Han Solo’s dives in Star Wars. His only interaction with Jack is to give him the name Alonso thus initiating Jack’s friendship with a fellow traveller (a wonderful touch this as Alonso was played by Being Human’s Russell Tovey, the actor that Davies was touting as his 11th Doctor. So Jack gets his “perfect” Doctor after all – lovely). Finally, and fittingly, the 10th Doctor visits Rose. It’s January 1st 2005, so he therefore has his last meeting with her before they have met (time really is a timey wimey thing). She walks away from him about to embark on an adventure that will change her life forever.

David Tennant burst into action with the words “new teeth” in 2005. In 2009 the last thing he said was “I don’t want to go”. Matt Smith’s opening words were a whole mini narrative involving face, hair and other bodily parts as the Tardis hurtled towards the Earth. The Earth, you say? Yes, he does always appear to have some attraction to the blessed place…

And although The Doctor has changed an awful lot since 1974 I felt last night that I hadn’t changed at all. Still having to fill that huge void whilst waiting for the new series. And going only by the briefest of previews, it still looks rather spectacular. Bow-tied and pistol-touting, Smith looks particularly energetic (at one point bashing a Dalek with a hammer) and there are glimpses of the Weeping Angels and of River Song. I really can’t wait.

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Books Read in 2009

Thursday December 31, 2009 in |

Happy New Year!

Fiction

  1. A Fraction of the Whole by Steve Toltz 3/5
  2. Netherland by Joseph O’Neill 1/5
  3. The Secret Scripture by Sebastian Barry 2/5
  4. 2666 by Roberto Bolano 3/5
  5. 1974 by David Peace 3/5
  6. Mr Toppit by Charles Eldon 1/5
  7. 1977 by David Peace 4/5
  8. 1980 by David Peace 4/5
  9. 1983 by David Peace 4/5
  10. The Girl on the Landing by Paul Torday 2/5
  11. The Damned United by David Peace 2/5
  12. The Secret Speech by Tom Rob Smith 1/5
  13. Tokyo: Year Zero by David Peace 4/5
  14. A Town Like Alice by Nevil Shute 2/5
  15. Diary of a Nobody by George and Weedon Grossmith 4/5
  16. The Kindly Ones by Jonathan Littell 4/5
  17. The Ministry of Fear by Graham Greene 3/5
  18. Popco by Scarlett Thomas 2/5
  19. The Little Stranger by Sarah Waters 5/5
  20. Nocturnes by Kazuo Ishiguro 2/5
  21. Colony by Hugo Wilcken 2/5
  22. The Clothes on Their Backs by Linda Grant 2/5
  23. The Behaviour of Moths by Poppy Adams 2/5
  24. One Day by David Nicholls 5/5
  25. Occupied City by David Peace 2/5
  26. Breath by Tim Winton 4/5
  27. The Lost Dog by Michelle de Kretser 3/5
  28. The Slap by Christos Tsiolkas 4/5
  29. Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay 1/5
  30. Me Cheeta by James Lever 2/5
  31. Dead Europe by Christos Tsiolkas 3/5
  32. Juliet, Naked by Nick Hornby 1/5
  33. Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel 4/5
  34. Her Fearful Symmetry by Audrey Niffenegger 3/5
  35. Stardust by Neil Gaiman 4/5
  36. The Devil you Know by Mike Carey 3/5
  37. Vicious Circle by Mike Carey 4/5
  38. Duma Key by Stephen King 4/5

Non Fiction

  1. Gig by Simon Armitage 4/5
  2. The Songlines by Bruce Chatwin 4/5
  3. The Greatest Show on Earth by Richard Dawkins 4/5

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Albums of the Year 2009

Wednesday December 30, 2009 in |

My favourite albums of 2009. Try to imagine Alan Freeman reading this chart rundown.

  1. Bob Dylan: Christmas in the Heart

    Dylan’s Christmas album is a joy. The choice of songs isn’t particularly revolutionary – Little Drummer Boy, I’ll be Home for Christmas, Winter Wonderland give some idea of just how traditional this record is – but this is a collection given with great charm and, indeed, heart. And the best thing about it is Dylan’s lived -in voice; he sounds like an old man who has attended one too many Christmas parties, smoked more than his fair share of cigars and indulged in too much port. A classic.


  2. The Duckworth Lewis Method

    An insanely catchy collection of songs from an excellent working partnership between The Divine Comedy and Pugwash. Whilst Neil Hannon has an excellent sense of humour, The Divine Comedy are often a little too irritating. The presence of Pugwash, the Beatly Irish combo, inject something very refreshing into this weirdest of concepts – an album all about cricket. Relish the songs Jiggery Pokery, Test Match Special and Meeting Mr Miandad. Then for good measure go and find the Pugwash album Jollity.


  3. Florence and the Machine: Lungs

    Florence Welch is scary but has a truly amazing voice. The standout songs on this very odd album are Dog Days are Over and Rabbit Heart. If you have to go in for all this the new Kate Bush stuff then I’d say Florence was the new Kate. Nominated for 2009’s Mercury prize.


  4. Graham Coxon: The Spinning Top

    The music event of the year was undoubtedly Blur at Glastonbury. However Mr Coxon also released his best solo album to date, and the paradox is that it was eclipsed by his reunion with Albarn and co. The Spinning Top is rather wonderful, and don’t be put off by the descriptive words folk and concept.


  5. Friendly Fires

    Also nominated for the Mercury prize, Friendly Fires have remained unjustly obscure. This really is a superb album. Check out: Skeleton Boy.


  6. Cribs: Ignore the Ignorant

    Cribs have escaped my radar until now, but I love this album. Perhaps because of their newly added key ingredient: Johnny Marr.


  7. Little Boots: Hands

    Hands is the iTunes favourite of the year in my household, and I’m glad my offspring has invested in this as an introduction to pop music (although the threat of Cheryl Cole is still a very real one). Even if you don’t like this sort of thing, please listen to Symmetry – the excellent duet between Ms Boots and Phil Oakey from The Human League.


  8. Kasabian: West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum

    Q magazine’s album of the year. Kasabian are annoying in many ways, but I couldn’t stop listening to this album. Although unoriginal, this band rise above their former peers Oasis in the way that they manage to make the retro 60s sound just as good as the bands they are emulating. The weird Thick as Thieves sounds likeRay Davies in cheeky mode, whilst Where Did all the Love Go may win the prize for infuriatingly catchy song of the year.


  9. Doves: Kingdom of Rust

    Doves quietly beaver away at their albums, but it’s certainly been worth the wait for this one. Best track is the whipcracking House of Mirrors. I’m placing Doves as my number two album. My liking for Kingdom of Rust also led me to reinvestigate their earlier offerings The Last Broadcast and Some Cities.


  10. Arctic Monkeys: Humbug

    After The Last Shadow Puppets I wasn’t sure where Alex Turner would go next. Humbug manages to fuse the ambitious sound of the side project with the Monkey’s more recognisable jangle. This is a record that takes a very long time to get to know, but it is worth the endurance. Standout tracks are Cornerstone and Dance Little Liar, although the entire collection is their best to date. And this is why I’m making it my top choice; this album isn’t instant gratification but takes time and effort. It’s worth it.

Must mention a worthy runner up in Snow Patrol’s A Hundred Million Suns, purchased in 2008 so not really a qualifier. But their best album to date. And I’m also getting to grips with the much touted Merriweather Post Pavilion by Animal Collective, although it’s too early to form an opinion.

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